Discuss My Idiocy

kim: it's just because you couldn't stand me not having a goal, isn't it?
kim: it's because you're so madly in love with me that you can't stand it
NAW Chris: yeah
NAW Chris: you got me
kim: few
kim: that's, phew
NAW Chris: i figured
kim: i think you're lying
NAW Chris: i was
 

Talk Hair

kim: so i have to chop off my hair, which means, sorry to say, no bald head yet
NAW Chris: how much?
NAW Chris: chopping off
kim: i dunno, four inches?
NAW Chris: ok
NAW Chris: i'll sign off on that
kim: i'm not talking about your penis size, don't worry
kim: that's what im' going to say now when people ask me how much i'm cutting off
kim: i'll say: "you know chris? his penis size should do"
NAW Chris: ha
kim: and they'll say "but i thought you were getting it cut, not trimmed"
kim: i thought you were signing off
NAW Chris: i thought i wasn't supposed to change it (my 5 month old buddy info)
kim: mkay :-)
NAW Chris: make up your mind
kim: you said "i'll sign off on that" and then we started talking about your naughty bits
NAW Chris: i meant i'd OK your haircut
kim: well thank you, master
kim: i'll pass it along to the minons
NAW Chris: after your cracks about my junk, or lack thereof, i might change my mind
 

Negotiate a Deal

kim: hey, how much to you want to kick a 5'11 freshman's ass?
NAW Chris: i could do it for 150
NAW Chris: cents
kim: right on
kim: how tall are you?
NAW Chris: 5'10
kim: alright, kick his ass
kim: : )
NAW Chris: i may be short but i'm also weak
 

"Connect"

kim: i have a photo of me, you sick fuck
NAW Chris: is this another tease?
kim: possibly, just connect us, you ass
NAW Chris wants to directly connect.
NAW Chris: i feel a double-cross coming
kim is now directly connected.
kim: it's a cunt!
kim:
kim: close enough
 

Discuss Whackin' Material

NAW Chris: sorry (I didn't respond), i was watching a bush clip
kim: stop with the porn
NAW Chris: ok
NAW Chris: you saw right through it
NAW Chris: i was using your picture
NAW Chris: that's why it took so long
NAW Chris: ohhhh
NAW Chris: burrrrn
kim: lol

 

Discuss Conversations

kim: where's your conversations with idiots?
NAW Chris: the one i gave you last night or the ones with dennis?
 

Discuss Wangs and Orgasms

NAW Chris: what were you saying? not gonna have another because you're in love with me conversation?
kim: another what?
kim: orgasm
kim: yes please
kim: two of them.
NAW Chris: i'm just one man, kim
kim: one man with three penises?
NAW Chris: and that's at least a 5 man job
kim: damn.
kim: bring your dog
kim: that's four penises accounted for...
kim: we couldn't bring dennis because then we'd be back down to three...
NAW Chris: haha
kim: aw fine, i won't have them then, jackass
NAW Chris: i still get mine though right?
kim: sorry... that also is a five man job...
kim: man, i am on FIRE tonight.
kim: :-P
NAW Chris: nah, five FINGER job maybe
kim: niiiiiiiiiiice!!!
NAW Chris: it's good that it worked out to 5 or else it wouldn't really make sense
NAW Chris: if i had said 3 man job originally, where would we be now kim? where?
 

Discuss Her Hands

kim: my hands smell gross
NAW Chris: where have they been?
kim: in your vagina, you pussy
NAW Chris: wow, all the way in?
kim: up to my elbow